10:00 AM: What a great day to come to the amusement park! I’m really glad I thought of this idea! Ok, honey. You go grab a map and find a locker for our things. I’ll take the kids to this ride over here and meet you at the ride exit. …

Day 2: My Dearest Paw, I hope you are finding good fortune in your summer work travels. The children and I are having a wonderful time back here at home. It has only been two days since their break from school has begun, yet I am looking forward to the…

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this was written with AI (Jasper) — GPT 4, the latest iteration of OpenAI’s Generative Pre-trained Transformer (GPT), was recently released to much fanfare from the AI and technology world. GPT 4 is a massive improvement over its predecessor, GPT 3 — an AI language model that can generate natural-sounding text based on input data. …

I asked an AI service to write a poem about not wanting to be productive in the voice of Dr. Seuss.

How I’m Helping Save Our Town — It’s been a tough few weeks. The zombie apocalypse is in full swing and I, your fearless politician, am the only one who can save us all! Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration. …

If you’re looking for the secret to making money writing, look no further! The answer is simple: DON’T WRITE. That’s right, procrastinate and read article after article about writing instead! You’ll be surprised at how much money you will be about to make by doing nothing! Sure, writing does take…

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking report live from the preschool down the street. The preschoolers have unionized. I repeat. THE PRESCHOOLERS HAVE UNIONIZED. Dozens of four-year-olds have lined up along the sidewalk here, many of them holding picket signs. …

My daughter started 6th grade this week. This will be her last year as an elementary school student as next year she’ll begin her middle school journey. From what I can recall, 6th grade is one of the better grades, somewhere in there between 3rd grade, a high school senior…

Fictional Satire, Inspired by Kristen Roupenian’s “Cat Person” — She wasn’t sure what to think when he first came and sat at the corner of the bar towards the end of her shift. She was almost done bar tending for the evening and had given him little notice, other than pouring the beer he had ordered and closing out…